Monthly Archives: June 2013

A Bidet Soliloquy

To bidet, or not to bidet: that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the taint to suffer The redness and itching of outrageous monkey bum, Or to wash against stubborn dook, And by opposing flush them? To wipe: to … Continue reading

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Barcelona, such a beautiful horizon

My only exposure to Barcelona before this week was watching the 1992 summer Olympics on TV. However, when they screwed over Sylvie Fréchette I swore I’d never step foot in that god-forsaken city. They messed with the wrong national treasure. No one was as graceful … Continue reading

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In the beginning, there was smoked meat…

3 years ago I moved to Halifax, NS to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming the most feared croquet hustler on the east coast. Unfortunately, I soon discovered that I was a “fish out of water” on the Atlantic croquet … Continue reading

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