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My Father, The Hero

The year was 2004. I had just gone through a painful break-up after a 4-year relationship. That’s not the funny moment, by the way. My ex had just vacated the house we were renting and left me with nothing – … Continue reading

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Belligerent Recipes #6: Montreal Smoked Meat

Alright jerks, here we go. It’s my signature dish. It’s my “pièce de résistance” (translation: “piece of resistance”). It’s my crowd favourite. It’s my mic dropping recipe. It’s my Montreal Smoked Meat. Brought to you by The Smoked Meat Diaries. … Continue reading

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All the Way Home

“Billy Boy, it’s time to get up.” Through a tired squint Billy found his grandmother’s kind face hovering over his bed. “Grandma, no! Too early,” he muttered, burying his head under blankets and pillows. “Come on, Dear. You have to … Continue reading

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Baby, You Can’t Drive My Car (Get Your Own)

In 2003 I purchased my first automobile – an Orange Mazda3 Sport Hatchback. It was my dream car. It was perfect. It was orange. Mazda had just introduced the Mazda3 hatchback which replaced the Protegé line of hatchbacks. Technically, it … Continue reading

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The Smoked Meat Diaries

The Smoked Meat Diaries: My Two-Year Love Affair with Montreal is a compilation of journal entries I made between October 2008 and August 2010. It chronicles my two-year adventure living in Montreal, a city in which I had always dreamed … Continue reading

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Behind-the-Scenes: Connor McDavid reacts to the results of the NHL draft lottery

We have uncovered exclusive footage of Connor McDavid reacting to the results of the NHL draft lottery. Drama ensues!

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Belligerent Recipes #5: Willy Cheesesteaks

Your sammies are weak, son! That’s what I would tell you if I called sandwiches “sammies” and if you were my biological or adopted boychild. But I don’t and you aren’t, so I’ll say this: YOUR SANDWICHES ARE AN ASSAULT … Continue reading

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