Monthly Archives: February 2015

“I’m hungry. There’s nothing to eat!” How many times have you heard that obnoxious refrain from the repulsive goblins that inhabit your home? Probably a lot because you people are such wimps. First of all, you don’t know what hungry … Continue reading →

So far I’ve shared a couple of really good recipes with you ungrateful swine. But I’ve been reluctant to unleash some of my “all-star” recipes out of fear that your kindergarten taste buds couldn’t handle them. However, it’s clear that … Continue reading →

Listen up, idiots. I’ve been dealing with this shit all week: Damn snow is out of control and the plows are piling walls of packed ice in front of my driveway that are worthy of Fort Knox. So I’m fired … Continue reading →